Willy Lost his Willy... on a beach

Ms. Wit

   Imagine walking down the beautiful coastline of Queens Island Australia, the sunlight falling warm and cozy on your face, as the cool sea breeze races through your hair. Then, BOOM, 3 foot long whale penis laying in your path!!!! Well this is exactly what happened to this young Tiktoker. 



        Not knowing what the object originally was, an army of loyal Tiktok residents have united, including the Australian Yahoo! team who turned to wildlife scientist Dr. Vanessa Pirotta. Dr. Pirotta believes that it may very likely in fact be a whale penis. Humpback whales are knows to migrate to the region to mate in this season so it's not unlikely. This begs the question WHY? Why did some poor whale in the big broad sea have to loose his Willy. Some have concluded it was bitten of in the fierce mating battle grounds by a competing humpback. A theory debunked by Dr. Pirotta, who says that whale have no teeth, instead some "hairlike strands known as baleen" so it is unlikely that an other whale can be physically capable of biting off another whale's penis. 

        You can view Dr. Pirotta's report on her tiktok at drvanessapirotta (@drvanessapirotta) TikTok | Watch drvanessapirotta's Newest TikTok Videos who has many interesting whale videos posted might I add, for the curious. 











Sources 

Carly, Bass. "Giant 'whale penis' washes up on Aussie beach". 10/17/22. Giant 'whale penis' washes up on Aussie beach (yahoo.com)


Dr. Vanessa Pirotta, Wild Life Scientist. Whale expert. Women in STEM.

www.vanessapirotta.com





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